bell notificationshomepageloginedit profileclubsdmBox

Read this ebook for free! No credit card needed, absolutely nothing to pay.

Words: 28274 in 5 pages

This is an ebook sharing website. You can read the uploaded ebooks for free here. No credit cards needed, nothing to pay. If you want to own a digital copy of the ebook, or want to read offline with your favorite ebook-reader, then you can choose to buy and download the ebook.

10% popularity   0 Reactions

VOL. 107.

NOVEMBER 3, 1894.

PUNCH TO THE NEW ATTORNEY-GENERAL.

Law is not Pan; but "BOB"'s a man, To make us sure indeed. Themis will play airs bright and gay, Armed with this "vocal REID"!

OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

BARON DE BOOK-WORMS.

AIRS RESUMPTIVE.

Hers are the bulging lips that fairly break The pumpkin's heart; and hers the eyes that shame The wanton ape that culls the cocoa-nuts. Even such the yellow-bellied toads that slake Nocturnally their amorous-ardent flame In the wan waste of weary water-butts.

ORIGIN OF THE BLUSH-ROSE.

I asked the Queen of Flowers Why the blush-rose blushed so red, Through the sun-rays and the showers, And so bowed its modest head. And fair Flora whispered "Hush! It would hurt the rose to hear!-- The beginning of that blush Was not love, or shame, or fear. All the pretty fa?ry fancies That you find in poet's song, And encounter in romances, Are entirely false and wrong. That flush so fair and fleeting Means not passion, pride or pity; But hot memories of the meeting Of a Vigilance Committee!"

A CRUEL POET.--Father Time is the offender when he begins to write lines on your face.

A HOPELESS QUEST.


Free books android app tbrJar TBR JAR Read Free books online gutenberg


Load Full (0)

Login to follow story

More posts by @FreeBooks

0 Comments

Sorted by latest first Latest Oldest Best

 

Back to top